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10.06.2025 00:57

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do I build rapport with anybody?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Vancouver Whitecaps lose Concacaf Champions Cup final to Cruz Azul - MLSsoccer.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...